Today in the Phandom
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when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams “THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST” AND ONE KID IN THE BACK JUST BLURTS OUT “WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MATH”
my suicide note is literally just gonna be this text post
Does any one else ever start laughing at something and than realize how stupid your smile looks amd how ugly you are and stop laughing because I do this all the time.
The year is 2022:
The year of Dan and Phil’s wedding.
Dan and Phil proceed to read their vows to each other.
Dan looks into Phil’s icy blue eyes, pushes a strand of Phil’s dark black hair behind his ears and whispers sweetly, ‘I’m doing this ironically.’
what does the fox say?
phan is real
dan is gay
Phil is homo
fyi I like vagina
i’m doing this ironically
so much cherry
i’m being articulate